Dumm Comics

1. Oh my god!

You finally did it, i've been patiently waiting for you to take off the kid gloves and show us something horrifying or sexy. God this is awesome. I'm so fucking happy.

posted by Blame the mice - 08/11/2009 - 03:07

2.

You just keep taking this further and further.

You seem to make fun of sex a lot.

posted by Cinderwild - 08/11/2009 - 03:09

3.

This makes being skinny exciting!

posted by Niki - 08/11/2009 - 03:16

4.

On the one hand I'm happy to see some real horror again, since 1930 Nightmare Theater seems to have dropped the ball in that regard.

On the other hand OH GOD NO

posted by posted by posted by - 08/11/2009 - 03:26

5. Wow...

I have to say I could have gone my whole life with out seeing that one...good stuff though. :P

posted by Robert - 08/11/2009 - 03:28

6. .....

I've been waiting all night for this comic, as "Sorry Guys" has quickly become one of my favorite webcomics for its outright weirdness, unpredictability and heavy use of pun jokes. I was thinking, "Gosh, what could possibly happen this week?" Well, there's no way in hell I could have predicted this, but I have to say that sometimes astonishment and disgust induce as much laughter as actual jokes, and I was vacillating betwixt WTF and LOL at the end of this one. Yet again, you think it's going one way, and then blam! Kudos on surprising me and grossing me out, which has in turn cracked me up.

posted by jack - 08/11/2009 - 03:41

7. Bleeeeeeeeeeddddddd...............BRANCH!!!!!!

Killer err.... B' thing ehehehhe.....

posted by Ghosty - 08/11/2009 - 03:42

8. WOOOOOOAH

HIS DICK!
OUCH MAN.

posted by Extreeeeemee EDDIE - 08/11/2009 - 04:22

9. HAHAHA!

totally worth it!!

posted by ryankramer - 08/11/2009 - 04:51

10. Jesus Christ

I'm gonna pretend the last four panels don't exist.

posted by Isaac - 08/11/2009 - 05:14

11.

Best one yet!

posted by Brent - 08/11/2009 - 06:20

12.

Love those sexy girls. The timing, the expressions, the payoff,... everything in this is such a win. Has gotta be my new favorite thing on Dumm!

posted by nico - 08/11/2009 - 07:27

13.

The last four panels cannot be unseen.

posted by .m. - 08/11/2009 - 08:16

14. Can't wait for part 2!

I love this one. There's a weird poetic quality to it, even if it's unintentional.

posted by Justin - 08/11/2009 - 08:47

15. disbelief

f*cking slayer!

posted by noah - 08/11/2009 - 09:41

16.

wow... I am disturbed, but in a funny way...

posted by John K - 08/11/2009 - 09:50

17. heh

That whimper face is the most hilarious drawing ive ever seen

posted by pooper - 08/11/2009 - 10:21

18. "crush"? Owch.

And this is only part 1? Wonder what happens next week...

posted by JPox - 08/11/2009 - 10:51

19. So Disgusting, But Hilarious!

I love this one man! For some reason I really dig the panel with angle from inside his truck looking out. Part 2 can't cum soon enough.

posted by Brian Romero - 08/11/2009 - 11:46

20. Come on

This is just kind of disgusting and dirty and not funny at all. What the fuck is wrong with you man?

posted by Jeremy Kuehnau - 08/11/2009 - 12:17

21.

and yet he feels no pain?

posted by _GRN_ - 08/11/2009 - 13:55

22. Hilarity!!

God this is crazy hilarious!! Dude, you just kick so much ass! haha! The anatomy is so sick on that guy's body, but it's too damn funny, especially in the last panel! Can't wait for part two!

posted by Pedro Vargas - 08/11/2009 - 14:44

23.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

did not see that one coming

you should alternate between insanely fucked up things like this and your normal fratboy puns

posted by anon - 08/11/2009 - 15:22

24.

Lol you must have so much fun reading the horrified comments

posted by Oodle - 08/11/2009 - 17:50

25. Also

Now that he's had a brush with power and ego that resulted in a tragic accident and physical deformation of his body, it only seems logical that he will become a supervillain. My vote is for "Fiddler Crab" as his villain name.

posted by jack - 08/11/2009 - 18:14

26.

Oh my god.

I just... love this comic so much. XD

posted by Liz - 08/11/2009 - 18:30

27. Yes!

Now here's a good comic. I can tell you spent some time on it. Very nice work Mr. Gemmill.

posted by Michael - 08/11/2009 - 18:31

28. AWESOME

oh man, that last panel is killer

posted by C-man - 08/11/2009 - 22:47

29.

oh.. oh geez.

Going down this route.. Besides that,

Do all you guys know nothing but tacky jokes? Do you take foot notes from Adult Swim?

posted by Sigh - 08/11/2009 - 23:15

30. thanks guys!

glad (most of) you liked it! Just trying to switch it up a bit.

29: I don't have cable, or a tv for that matter so i don't know about or watch adult swim. I actually takes notes from life observation. Working in Burbank or BROBANK as i like to call it has provided me with plenty of excellent cartooning material, Bro's especially. Why, one day i saw this bro inside a HUGE truck. Upon closer inspection i noticed how scrawny and weak he looked. So i decided to do a comic about overcompensating through an external possession (truck) then internal overcompensation manifested physically (arm, but he only works out one arm because he's only concerned about his image combined with his truck) and then later the repercussions of indulging on a shallow fantasy of what one COULD BE.

I guess that is pretty similar to adult swim huh?

MY BAD!

posted by david - 08/11/2009 - 23:44

31.

great!

posted by mm - 08/12/2009 - 00:23

32. Dick-obsessed

I'm sure part II will be packed with the same insightful observations and keen, wry commentary on our modern society...

Knowing full well I'll be branded "h8er" because I don't worship at the altar of dick "jokes"...

posted by Sheesh - 08/12/2009 - 00:29

33.

no "SheesH", you're just a h8r because you make a point of hating by leaving negative comments on this website.

Remember the difference between hate and apathy. I normally choose apathy when i encounter something i don't like. You know, ignore and walk away, or better yet...Don't even allow something to upset you in the first place by avoiding it! But hate needs emotion and energy, and you care enough to hate...and write out your comments. Congratulations. I'm glad i give you something to hate in life, and a place to vent your repressed feelings of anger.

Seeya next week!

posted by david - 08/12/2009 - 01:34

34.

I didn't get it at first but then I did and now I feel smart. University degree plz.

posted by chipper - 08/12/2009 - 01:58

35. Feeding the trolls

Troll, you're a troll because you provoke a response on the Internet under the pretense of having a discussion. If you don't want to be a troll, try these steps:

- Don't provoke
- Don't pretend

Saying "a pain gag is not insightful" is being a troll. You're pretending anyone treats the gag as insightful, and you're provoking by using sarcasm.

posted by Isaac - 08/12/2009 - 04:53

36.

Can't unseen it,my eyes are hurting worst than they were 5mins ago.Thanks!

posted by A.L. - 08/12/2009 - 10:27

37.

Yeah David - I forgot that the only comments allowed here are abject worship of all things Dumm. God forbid that someone suggest that you're capable of more than the sophomoric drivel of the kind that sixth-graders enjoy.

It's laughable that criticism equals hate for you, or that you find it necessary to construct a whole psychological profile of me simply because I don't fawn over your work. Once again, you've proven yourself to be the thinnest-skinned artist on earth.

posted by Sheesh (again) - 08/12/2009 - 11:42

38.

lol at sheesh, i think david said a while back that he replys to "h8rs" just to stir things up.

posted by gizmondo - 08/12/2009 - 20:18

39.

gizmondo is right. And look at you coming back to defend yourself and then insult me again.

you just can't stay away!

"thin-skinned artist" That means a lot coming from you buddy, thanks! posting insults anonymously definitely makes you and your opinion all the more valid.

seeyanexttuesddddayyyy

posted by david - 08/12/2009 - 21:43

40.

Hey David, your drawings are hilarious. This one cracked me up. I know I've seen that guy before. Awesome comics

posted by Justin - 08/13/2009 - 00:30

41.

I've become gradually more wary of the jokes that appear here on Tuesdays. In my experience (I have a younger, college-age brother, for one thing) people who like this type of comedy seem to also gravitate around shows like Family Guy (okay, this show has its moments) and South Park, etc. I'm not trying to label you, I'm just making an observation. And saying that this type of humor is just not my thing. Like watching horror flicks or eating health food. However, I will continue to read Tuesday's comics because I do occasionally find something funny. That said, David, keep doing what you're doing if you enjoy it because that's what really matters, right? And there are plenty of people who find your style entertaining, so kudos.

posted by Tillie - 08/13/2009 - 21:44

42. Nada

Being anonymous or not does not make his opinions any less valid. Even if we were in a room and he stated his opinion, what would you do? Nothing.

I read each comic each day of the week on Dumm Comics when I get home from work, hoping that the artists surprise me and I get a good laugh. A lot of times lately there is maybe only two or three comics that even slightly amuse me. The worst days being Tuesday and the weekend. Although to be honest Thursdays and the Mondays aren't usually any better.

There isn't any humor in this last comic, I didn't even crack a smile. Here's hoping the artist and writers over at Dumm Comics learn to write, because right now they mostly fail to amuse.

posted by Jeremy Kuehnau - 08/14/2009 - 05:04

43.

you mean his INSULTS.

and he if i was in a room with him and he insulted me, i'd probably beat the shit out of him, or dish it back. but alas, he is a troll and an anoymous pussy.

And Jeremy, I have NO IDEA why you keep coming to this site if you don't like any of the stuff..except for some of it 5 percent of the time. But, hey, keep visiting.

posted by david - 08/14/2009 - 20:01

44.

HAHHAHAHAHHA This is fuckin amazing! :D :D :D

posted by JP - 08/15/2009 - 04:12

45. Nah

Yeah, sure, you would totally beat the shit out of him. Lets stop bullshiting right now.

He didn't insult anyone, his opinion was a valid one.

The fans are just as bad as the people who dislike the comic. Unfortunately there isn't any nice medium or middle. They either hate it or they don't.

I actually started visiting this site before some of the more shit comics starting showing up. I really enjoyed Earthward Ho! and I mostly enjoyed Through the Porthole. That was when I started my daily ritual on visiting the site. Usually because I don't have anything else to do at 7AM when I get home from work.

I'll continue visiting the site, because I enjoy supporting Dumm Comics as a whole, even if some of the comics are lacking taste, direction, humor or any sort of substance at all. And I'll continue voicing my opinion on all comics.

posted by Jeremy Kuehnau - 08/17/2009 - 12:09

46. YEEESSSS

Your comic is the only reason I even visit this website.

Keep up the silly observational humour, and the amazing drawings.

posted by Sabrina - 08/23/2009 - 15:03

47.

So... yeah, this comic just sucks.

Sucks!

posted by Guy#Jeremiah - 09/10/2009 - 20:17