Dumm Comics

1.

I bursted out laughing. So hard.

posted by Liz - 09/15/2009 - 03:03

2.

Hooray! It's cured!
My insomnia is cured!
Thanks, David!

posted by What Do You Care - 09/15/2009 - 03:16

3.

Oh David! You are terrible! I just love how his junk is just politely jutted out in the first couple of panels and then it's like "Oh my God, this pack is too small!" Excellent as always!

posted by Niki - 09/15/2009 - 03:25

4.

I actually laughed out loud at this one. i love how long he draws out the sizzle. Sleezer is such a creep. He's my new hero.

posted by Evan - 09/15/2009 - 03:27

5.

heh. ero jokes. i like 'em :)

posted by blaha - 09/15/2009 - 03:40

6.

Yet again the punchline sucks but the ride is the great

posted by tacothesmurf - 09/15/2009 - 03:51

7. DAVID!

You're humor, I LOVE IT.
Its just the right amount of dirty.

posted by Batman - 09/15/2009 - 04:01

8.

Your...

timing....

is...

impec...

a...

ble.

posted by Finchiekins the Owl - 09/15/2009 - 04:48

9. thanks for the early a.m. laughs

I think I woke up everyone in the house.

posted by Ricky - 09/15/2009 - 06:46

10. meh

The joke wasn't that bad, although I am worried why she'd call it sauerkraut.. yuck. It's just a shame you wasted that many fucking panels. It's like your OCD or something.

posted by Jeremy Kuehnau - 09/15/2009 - 08:19

11.

Sleezer knows a good bargaiN!

posted by harlock - 09/15/2009 - 09:31

12. Dreamy........

XD Oh Sleezer, you have SUCH a way with words....

posted by Kaz - 09/15/2009 - 10:00

13.

FUCKING EPIC :D

posted by plums - 09/15/2009 - 10:04

14.

Oh god lost it at the fork and knife

posted by Lusca - 09/15/2009 - 10:08

15. Gold.

Comedy gold. Right here. This is it.

posted by crazybirdanimations - 09/15/2009 - 10:25

16.

You go, Sleezer!

posted by Knaistie - 09/15/2009 - 10:41

17. Come on

That was pretty lame. Mabey I should make one. Seems easy enough.

posted by Anthony - 09/15/2009 - 11:55

18. My god.

It's a comic about my boss.

posted by luna - 09/15/2009 - 14:08

19. Why?

WHY so many panels to deliver a joke? It's a waste of time and space and it kills the joke before a reader can even get to it.

posted by Luckster - 09/15/2009 - 14:10

20.

Jeremy, are you a good kisser?

posted by Justin - 09/15/2009 - 14:11

21.

damn, Sleezer is a god damn pimp

posted by anon - 09/15/2009 - 15:20

22. God damn, some of you are punchline nazis!

God damn, some of you are punchline nazis! THE PUNCHLINE THE PUNCHLINE WAH WAH.
Are you rushing through the nuanced acting and funny drawings?
Enjoy the ride, just like life. something tells me you're going to be very disappointed on your deathbed.

posted by Pickle-Like Creature - 09/15/2009 - 16:45

23.

Oh no, cannibalism!

posted by chipper - 09/15/2009 - 16:45

24.

lmao he got out a fork and knife

dayyyyuuuuuuum

posted by _GRN_ - 09/15/2009 - 17:08

25. You really need a good writer

It would be better if your comics were made into short cartoons. The sad part is for the comics length the jokes really arn't that funny. I quess the same people who LOL at this are the ones who thought Mudflap and Skids were the best thing happen to film since color. Try something new, like main characters, a crazy story or keep with the random comic but keep doing the 3-8 panals(i like those more).

posted by M - 09/15/2009 - 18:38

26. LOVE IT

Once again you deliver. Great work, sir.

Sauerkraut. Pure brilliance.

posted by Peter Poopright - 09/15/2009 - 20:32

27. I approve of Sorry Guys panel layout

The amount of panels here is perfect. I couldn't IMAGINE Sleezer doing a shorter "Tzssssztzzz..." and it makes the character(s) way more animated.

posted by Awesomeriffic! - 09/15/2009 - 20:35

28.

I loved her pause before Sauerkraut. It's like she knows that she's a lady, even though she's allowing a perv to chat her up.

But yech on Sauerkraut though.

posted by .m. - 09/15/2009 - 21:50

29.

David Gemmill you so crazy!

posted by Jorge Garrido - 09/15/2009 - 22:11

30.

I Miss the capitan T_T

posted by nano-nano - 09/15/2009 - 22:52

31.

i'll stick with the 3 to 8 panals.

oh and jeremy, for the record, you're still a fucking asshole troll. not only do you insult me here, but also on other comment forums.

Pathetic. But i would expect nothing less from a loser with no life.

Peace.

posted by david - 09/15/2009 - 23:22

32.

You know, Jeremy...

It's pathetic to know that people like you waste their precious time trolling others about petty bullshit.

Seriously, why should the amount of panels that a web comic has should matter to YOU?

You're not the one who is drawing the comic, and why should you control what the artist does?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Seriously, do you guys honestly have nothing better to do?

posted by Liz - 09/16/2009 - 01:54

33. whoa

i guess everyone is entitled to their opinion, but calling me ocd and bipolar and my stuff "bullshit" etc, and then going to the other days of week and undermining my comics is just a little overboard and reeks of something foul.

I mean, if you were a NORMAL person and didn't like something you'd probably avoid it, but these trolls and h8rs keep coming back, for whatever reasons other than the fact they get off on badmouthing, criticizing or complaining.

and it's an ongoing thing...which leads me to believe they really have no lives or too much time on their hands. Who would want to live life "indulging" in things that piss them off. More of this psychological conundrum will be explored in my next comic.

to the h8trs:

C U NEXT TUESDAY SUCKERS!

posted by david - 09/16/2009 - 02:24

34. lol

i love how now making the comics a million panels long has become a joke in and of itself. perhaps it's to mess with some of the critics, but whatever the explanation, it cracks me up.

posted by jack - 09/16/2009 - 03:06

35.

I demand more panels.

posted by MetalSonic52 - 09/16/2009 - 04:20

36. More Panels!

I don't get it, if you don't like the comic don't read it, it's simple, no one is forcing you to come read DummComics everyday so why should it matter how many panels it has if you don't like to read any of them. Go read Family Circus, it only has one panel and I think it'll be up to your intellectual standards. For me Sorry Guys, or any other DummComic for that matter, can be have many panels as they need. But I guess haters gotta hate.

posted by Ian - 09/16/2009 - 12:19

37.

But I like sorry guys :(

posted by MetalSonic52 - 09/16/2009 - 12:34

38. LOL

XD You couldn't do a joke like THAT on Nickelodeon!

posted by Dragonrider1227 - 09/16/2009 - 13:48

39.

Crying.... ;_; with laughter

posted by Shea - 09/18/2009 - 14:58